mother: is it a boy or a girl?
doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor
trying to take a picture with your friends with a phone that doesnt have a front camera
This usually gains people from 30 to 100+ followers :)
do you ever realize that your followers aren’t just a number
they’re real people with jobs and pets and possibly an annoying neighbor
you have real people who like you
i don’t say it often enough, but to all you lovely people who decided to follow me, thank you. it means the absolute world to me.
I’m just surprised you all put up with my constant whining I mean dang
So, John Green has revealed that Hazel dies a year later Augustus’ death.
I need a moment. And a help. I’m going to cry in a corner.
Here’s a fun april fools day prank you can do. Sneak into my room and place thousands of dollars everywhere. Just on everything. Cover my things with an insane amount of money. Make it a real hassle to clean up. The more money the better the prank.